They're trying to bring back high rise pants!! Madness...

Some people just don't have low rise bodies.  (Myself included.)  Even worse is the people that think they have low rise bodies but really don't. 

True, but they don't necessarily have to be low rise. There's middle, or regular some call it. But high rise, high all the way up to the rib cage we're talking.

Ohhhh....  My Bad....  Even I won't wear them up to my rib cage.  I've not seen any pants like that, but I'll be on the look out.

Yeah, no one needs to see high risers.